Good One Sherlock
Driving....much harder than it looks.
Number 3, you are 5"0 nothing. I know, I was walking to my car the same time you were. You drive a Mini Cooper, which may or may not be correlated to the small thing you've got goin' on. You are a small person, driving a small car, I'm assuming because it is easier to maneuver than a large SUV.
You also believe in the safety of everyone on the road based on the sticker you have slapped on to your rear window that reads, "Do not text and drive, we want to stay alive."
My dearest Number 3,
With everything you are implying about your personality and what you believe to be a priority while driving, it may be a good idea to REMOVE the beanie babies you have lined up all across your rear window. Oh, and while you are at it, you might want to note that your vision will be obstructed with a giant "Delta Gamma" anchor drawn in pink and purple car markers across your rear window. Backing out of your parking spot will be a lot more difficult.
Please, either remove that sticker and replace it with, "Do whatever you want, because I won't be able to see you" or honor that sticker and REMOVE THE BEANIE BABIES AND THAT ANCHOR!
-A concerned driver
Sports
I gave myself a day to let all the anger out over the 2-1 loss to Chelsea. Here is my synopsis in short blurts. United played well. Chelsea was more physical. United deserved the 1-0 lead at halftime. Chelsea deserved the equalizer. Martin Atkinson got his refereeing license from Wal- Mart. David Luiz should have been sent off......twice. That was not a penalty WORTH CALLING. See you at Old Trafford. The title race is not blown wide open.
Brilliance
The man is a drug addict.
He may be a drain on society.
But he is Charlie Sheen.
Please realize that I do not praise his drug usage, nor do I believe that he is healed and rehabilitated. Not in the least.
BUT DID YOU SEE HIS INTERVIEW? That may have been one of the most genuine interviews I have ever seen. He answered truthfully, not censoring himself, and wasn't answering based on how his employer wanted him to answer. Albeit, the man is now unemployed, is definitely a drug addict, and has some serious psychological issues, it was almost a breath of fresh air to watch a 20/20 interview and hear someone answer without being told how to answer.
Mr. Sheen this may be one of your final awards that you will win, but today, you get the Brilliance Trophy.
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You stay classy. See ya later!
-V.R.K.
